Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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