then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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