I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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