I think I am morally bankrupt
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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