So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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