I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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