I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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