Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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