Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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