she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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