May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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