can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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