# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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