you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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