i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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