If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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