I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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