I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
