In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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