Say something about gay babies.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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