Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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