google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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