So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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