Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
