Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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