I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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