No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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