Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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