i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
