I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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