You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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