The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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