Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I touched a dick in church today
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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