accomplished twins. life is a go
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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