I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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