What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Come see our sink grown plant.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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