Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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