How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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