i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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