in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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