you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
