yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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