I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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