I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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