He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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