White coat. Heels.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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