David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I want to be your penis for a week.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I have fence marks all over my body
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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