why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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