She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I need to calm my uterus...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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