in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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