My boss' voice literally gives me gas
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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